Good luck to my friend who is trying to lose weight and gain knowledge

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Just want to take a moment from writing about Mitt Romney’s underpants and ridiculous craft beer reviews to congratulate my buddy Smoose on his quest to eat healthier and read more in 2012. He is chronicling his progress on a blog named 12 Piece Dickens Dinner, which I think is a great name, mainly because I thought of it. His goal is to cut out fried foods, which can be difficult in the South, where they have been known to deep-fry Coca-Cola. He also is reading a book a month, which I know Smoose can do because when we were college roommates I know I saw books in his room, although mainly they were used as shelf legs. In any case, good luck, buddy!

Mitt Romney Magic Underwear Watch: Day 97

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mitt romney underwearThe Florida Republican debate wrapped minutes ago and, sadly, we are no closer to learning the truth about Mitt Romney’s underwear. I watched some of the GOP debate tonight. I think it will have to be up to Newt Gingrich to finally make Romney’s unmentionables an issue in the campaign, because that’s exactly the kind of exquisite bastard he is. Ron Paul doesn’t care and Rick Santorum clearly wants to be vice president, so they are not going to say anything.

Normally I knock the mainstream media for its unwillingness to touch Mitt Romney’s underwear, but I have to give props to USA Today, which recently ran a story titled “Many Americans uninformed, but still wary of Mormon beliefs,” which you can read here. It mentions gold plates and temple garments. From the article:

Some adult Mormons in good standing with the church do wear a simple cotton T-shirt and fitted pants that have been blessed by the church.

“Once someone actually lifted the sleeve of my shirt to peek while asking, ‘Do you wear the magic underwear?’ Stop! I don’t check your underpants!” recalls Erin Gillie, 26, who moved to Washington, D.C., from Alabama last week. She wears the undergarments, she says, “as a reminder of who I am: a child of God who should live by certain standards.”

No, it wasn’t me.

The readers in the story’s comment section do, of course, mention Mormon underwear a few times. It is for them that I continue this potentially award-winning series.